Fuck you, David Chaytor. Just fuck you.
You claimed for a mortgage you'd paid, you paid your daughter under an assumed name, you employ your wife for an undisclosed amount, you falsify invoices for thousands, AND YOU SEND ME SPAM.
Mr Chaytor, you, yes you, will continue to get paid to represent me until the next election, when you stand down. Here, let my boot give you a hand with that.
Mr Cheater, that wasn't your money, it was ours. And now you've made me cry. Fuck you.