ba[sic] hygiene

Sorry I was a long time in the shower, mum. I had to use the Felicities.

What's Mol doing, mum?

She's using my deoderant.

What's videoderant?

since when

we've had a rethink and bought a melodica from eBay, and the very nice and batshit crazy recorder aficianado has shipped in the finger cymbals and the chime bars.